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How to lose a guy in 10 seconds

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I hate Valentine’s Day…i mean hate it with passion…fiou…confessed…i’m not worried though,this is so common i almost feel i’m going mainstream here.Please someone wake me up when this is all oooover!

So this is my huge Anti-valentine post,no hearts,no love at all, just a guide on how to lose a guy in 10 seconds…Before i begin…

PLEASE read this 2 important notes:

1)Dear designers, i love all the items shown in this post and this is why i purchased them anyway (there are 2 freebies included,i love these too).Please don’t sue me…

2)Dear SL Fashion Police, i’m somewhere out there looking like this,i swear -DO COME AND GET ME!
 

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Now back to the guide:This poor girl is standing there thinking  “what did i do wrong?” .Answer is she followed my vicious style guide …..hehe

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“How to lose a guy in 10 seconds”

1)Forget the hairdresser-ideally forget your shampoo and your hairbrush too…

2)Put all your jewelry on-silver,gold,long,short,anything works-as long as it’s all together, please

3)Wear fishnet stockings(so hawt!)-ideally match them with flip flops

4)Wear red pants with pink shirt and gold green top-these colors go perfectly all together

5)Accesorize with a woolen beret and fingerless gloves (does this word exsist?fingerless?)-colors must be totally different from the outfit(trust the guide or what?)

6)Orange lipstick-necessary for the pink-red-gold-green outfit you wear

7)Green scarf-also necessary for the pink-red-gold-green rainbow u are

8)Suspenders-woo you rock!

9)Use your niece’s bag-transparent with little green people and fake phone inside- show it with pride

10)Last but not least-attitude:Ask him to go to a nice playground together-guys love dating girls in playgrounds especially the ones full of kids screaming all around….(pick a rush hour)

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Done!10 steps for 10 seconds!Is he still here?Awwww he really loves you….

*Credits for all these wonderful items (slurp!)-no seriously now,check everything seperately,this is great stuff!

Alchemy– Shirt from Adorable Rosa outfit (undershirt layer)-for seeing the whole outfit go here

Pushbutton Industries -The error top (jacket layer) in gold and green-top comes in 5 different color splashes and in all layers

Nylon Outfitters-Bedhead hair

Copykat-Quartz flip flops (free gift in store)

Fuel-The key keeper necklace

Greenies – Free bag inside Greenies house

Kimberly Casanova-Camie’s Silver Camboo Bamboo earrings

DB Designs -Bangle trio set gold

Bianca F– Hot crash gloves silver

MG Fashion -Emilie beret

Renegade -Red deconformity slacks

The Closet – Chiffon scarf blue (green to my eyes) short

Wrong – Suspenders black

CS-Vogue skin champagne in smoky corall

Minx-No 9 fishnets black

Poses by [LAP]

Love (again?oh no…)

Chrisy 😀

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February 14, 2008 - Posted by | fashion, Misc | , , , , , , , ,

4 Comments »

  1. Dear Chrisy.

    The SL Fashion Police are lazy. Snap your own pic and send it in or at least send me your grid coordinates. 😄

    Comment by Phoenix Chapman | February 14, 2008 | Reply

  2. Hahaha!Ok,Phoenix,deal! 😀

    Comment by Chrisy Jewell | February 15, 2008 | Reply

  3. OMG Chick – This is hilarious. How creative and funny…I actually love the movie of the same name (well sort of)….How to Lose a Guy In 10 Days…Matthew McConaughey is my hot Texas guy…and now he’s going to be a daddy. He’s still delish…
    -Kalli

    Comment by kallistodestiny | February 15, 2008 | Reply

  4. Thanks Kalli 😀 Hey!Don’t mess with Matthew.He’s mine!

    Comment by Chrisy Jewell | February 15, 2008 | Reply


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