How to lose a guy in 10 seconds
I hate Valentine’s Day…i mean hate it with passion…fiou…confessed…i’m not worried though,this is so common i almost feel i’m going mainstream here.Please someone wake me up when this is all oooover!
So this is my huge Anti-valentine post,no hearts,no love at all, just a guide on how to lose a guy in 10 seconds…Before i begin…
PLEASE read this 2 important notes:
1)Dear designers, i love all the items shown in this post and this is why i purchased them anyway (there are 2 freebies included,i love these too).Please don’t sue me…
2)Dear SL Fashion Police, i’m somewhere out there looking like this,i swear -DO COME AND GET ME!
Now back to the guide:This poor girl is standing there thinking “what did i do wrong?” .Answer is she followed my vicious style guide …..hehe
“How to lose a guy in 10 seconds”
1)Forget the hairdresser-ideally forget your shampoo and your hairbrush too…
2)Put all your jewelry on-silver,gold,long,short,anything works-as long as it’s all together, please
3)Wear fishnet stockings(so hawt!)-ideally match them with flip flops
4)Wear red pants with pink shirt and gold green top-these colors go perfectly all together
5)Accesorize with a woolen beret and fingerless gloves (does this word exsist?fingerless?)-colors must be totally different from the outfit(trust the guide or what?)
6)Orange lipstick-necessary for the pink-red-gold-green outfit you wear
7)Green scarf-also necessary for the pink-red-gold-green rainbow u are
8)Suspenders-woo you rock!
9)Use your niece’s bag-transparent with little green people and fake phone inside- show it with pride
10)Last but not least-attitude:Ask him to go to a nice playground together-guys love dating girls in playgrounds especially the ones full of kids screaming all around….(pick a rush hour)
Done!10 steps for 10 seconds!Is he still here?Awwww he really loves you….
*Credits for all these wonderful items (slurp!)-no seriously now,check everything seperately,this is great stuff!
Pushbutton Industries -The error top (jacket layer) in gold and green-top comes in 5 different color splashes and in all layers
Nylon Outfitters-Bedhead hair
Copykat-Quartz flip flops (free gift in store)
Fuel-The key keeper necklace
Greenies – Free bag inside Greenies house
Kimberly Casanova-Camie’s Silver Camboo Bamboo earrings
DB Designs -Bangle trio set gold
Bianca F– Hot crash gloves silver
MG Fashion -Emilie beret
Renegade -Red deconformity slacks
The Closet – Chiffon scarf blue (green to my eyes) short
Wrong – Suspenders black
CS-Vogue skin champagne in smoky corall
Minx-No 9 fishnets black
Poses by [LAP]
Love (again?oh no…)